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How did Britney Spears get her hair to grow so fast?

This is a very important question. If we could corn to grow as fast as Britney's hair, we could convert to biofuels and get off of oil in about 6 months. Our scientist need to be studying Britney Spears hairgrowth phenomina. Hey man! Oil and alternative fuels are definitely political issues.

Public Comments

  1. Why is this in the Politics section? (it was pretty funny though)
  2. yeah..it's called a weave/wig/whatever the crap else she tries to pull off
  3. my guess is her wig maker grew it for her
  4. Why Didn't SWAT Go In And Haul Her Fat Butt To Jail Like They Would You? A 3 Hour Standoff Gets Her A Funny Trip In An Ambulance?
  5. It's called extensions.
  6. must be the wig glue
  7. lol... well maybe we could make fuel out of synthetic hair!!!
  8. Wigs help -- but the haircutting thing happened a while back. It's probably natural by now.
  9. Has anyone else in Hollywood humiliated herself more that this useless piece of junk? What is sweeter than a drugged out mommie who has to be hauled off to the hospital, and was uncooperative about it? Instead of giving a flying .... about her hair, somebody should see her as an unfit parent and get those kids out of that environment. They would, if it was you or me!
  10. steroids!!!
  11. Because Ron Paul made it happen. (just wanted to fit in to the Politics section)
  12. She just wigged out.
  13. OBVIOUSLY she takes pre natal vitamins.
  14. If that black stuff on her head is real boo to her, if it is from her wig maker, he needs to find other work.
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